THE BEST XMAS JOKES

25 December 2016

Written by Charlie Pallett

for Daily Focal

Merry Christmas all!
A day with the family is never complete without some total awesome (and totally awful!) jokes for everyone to enjoy. Whether they make you laugh or make you cringe here are some jokes perfect for Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas one and all!
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
A: Claustrophobic

Q: What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
A: A Barberqueue


Q: What do you call and elf who sings?
A: A Wrapper


Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time?
A: One day my prints will come


Q: How much did Santa pay for his Sleigh?
A: Nothing. It was on the house.


Q: What's a horse's favourite TV show?
A: Neighbours


Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A: It's Christmas Eve!


Q: What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A: A chew chew train


Q: What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
A: He got 25 days


Q: What has four legs but can't walk?
A: A table


Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer


Q: What athlete is the warmest in Winter?
A: A long jumper


Q: What did Santa say to the smoker?
A: Please don't smoke it's bad for my Elf!


There you have it!
A selection of our favourite Christmas Jokes for you to entertain your family with this Christmas.

We'd love to know...
What's your favourite joke to tell at the Christmas Dinner table?

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